a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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