I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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