I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my shit smells like andre
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Randomize
