you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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