We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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