It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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