Small penises have feelings too.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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