Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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