did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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