erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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