this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I party with great urgency now.
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