Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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