What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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