Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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