He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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