I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
