I don't think brook has ever known best
Do vagina's smell?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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