Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i think im in europe. pls send help
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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