I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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