Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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