you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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