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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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