Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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