Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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