Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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