so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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