It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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