is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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