I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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