My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
