what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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