Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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