3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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