there's paper in my vomit.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
