stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
