you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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