Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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