that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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