Can Purell be used as lube?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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