We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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