Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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