Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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