North Korea, Best Korea!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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