id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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