He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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