: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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