never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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