the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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