i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I still have a little drunk in my system
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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