i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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