she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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