he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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