if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my sisters under your porch take her home
Life is so much better after having sex.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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