You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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