I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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