Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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