What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sext me about skeletons
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