CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
